Definitions by angularmerkel
Faux Revoir
Dude 1: cool, see you next time!
Dude 2: yeah! Have a good one
... *walks in same direction*...
Dude 1: oh you’re headed to the station too?
Dude 2: oh sh*t! Guess that was a faux revoir
Dude 1: it’s only awkward if we let it be
Dude 2: yeah! Have a good one
... *walks in same direction*...
Dude 1: oh you’re headed to the station too?
Dude 2: oh sh*t! Guess that was a faux revoir
Dude 1: it’s only awkward if we let it be
Faux Revoir by angularmerkel January 26, 2020
Market Vegetarian
A person who does not buy meat (from either restaurants or grocery stores) but will eat meat if it has already been prepared.
The inclusion of market refers to the fact that this person's buying behaviour (from the market's perspective) is like a vegetarian.
The inclusion of market refers to the fact that this person's buying behaviour (from the market's perspective) is like a vegetarian.
At a house party:
Person 1: Did you just have a meat pie? I thought you didn't want to have meat at the restaurant last week?
Person 2: I don't buy meat, but if it's already been purchased I'm ok with having it.
Person 1: Oh! So you're like a Market Vegetarian?
Person 2: Exactly
Person 1: What a hipster
Person 1: Did you just have a meat pie? I thought you didn't want to have meat at the restaurant last week?
Person 2: I don't buy meat, but if it's already been purchased I'm ok with having it.
Person 1: Oh! So you're like a Market Vegetarian?
Person 2: Exactly
Person 1: What a hipster
Market Vegetarian by angularmerkel September 30, 2018