Faux Revoir

The act of mistakenly saying goodbye too early to someone who is walking the same way as you.

Dude 1: cool, see you next time!
Dude 2: yeah! Have a good one

... *walks in same direction*...
Dude 1: oh you’re headed to the station too?
Dude 2: oh sh*t! Guess that was a faux revoir
Dude 1: it’s only awkward if we let it be

by angularmerkel January 27, 2020