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facebefooked

The emotion experienced by urban dictionary editors that is caused by a massive overload of definitions of names which in turn is caused by a fucking annoying comment on face book that urges idiots to post the definitions.
God, all those names! We've been facebefooked!
by pistov February 4, 2010
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facebaking

To use your facebook status to provide an exaggerated description of the daily meal that you have just prepared or eaten in an attempt to impress or outdo your friends.
"Mmmm...just about to sit down to succulent honey glazed roast duck with rosemary and thyme hassleback potatoes, baby carrots and zuccini all topped off with almond jelly sauce. Can't wait for the self saucing chocolate pudding to be ready for dessert."

Looks like Jane has been facebaking again, I don't think I've ever seen her actually cook anything.
by metal power February 12, 2010
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FaceBieber

invoking the likeness of justin bieber in a facebook chat for the purpose of comedy
I'm FaceBiebering right now, I just dropped the JAWS-TIN BIEBER but Got totally BIEBER-FEVERED!
by CB83 May 6, 2010
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Faceblock

-verb (-ing, -ed)
1. To cut oneself off from facebook for any number of reasons. The most common being to not learn the outcome of a sporting event or TV show until caught up on DVR.
2. To hack into someone else's account and change their password, hence blocking them from networking socially.
3. To block a blow to the body with your face.

-noun
1. When one is currently in the status of faceblocking themselves
2. The act of blocking a blow to the body with your face.
Have you seen her post on your wall??? OMFG man!
No, I'm on faceblock. I haven't seen the game yet and I don't want any spoilers.
by doublepalmute October 17, 2010
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faceboink

Hooking up with someone through a tentative relationship in an online community
So are they seeing each other now, or was it just a faceboink?
by Footnotes December 15, 2008
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Facebitching

When someone posts something that reads as if it should go to someone specific, but in fact is posted as someone's status
"Lauren God he is such an asshole"

Lauren's friends "God Lauren is facebitching again, wonder who she's talking about."

or

Rod-"Rod Bighorn says forget you"

Rod's GF "OMG did I do something wrong??"
Rod's BFF "OMG is he mad at me??? I can't tell since he's facebitching"
by CHF924 April 29, 2009
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Faceblocking

(v) The act of intentionally blocking another user from viewing one's Facebook profile, pictures, or other details due to that user's disagreeable worldview, stalking tendencies, and/or criminal insanity.
I have been Faceblocking my ex girlfriend from Japan because she is just loco.
by ChillUpMyLeg February 5, 2010
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