Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014

writ of execution

What the hot-tempered Queen of Hearts would have needed to actually chop off the heads of any of her subjects whom she happened to be displeased at.

Since the King of Hearts quietly told all of the condemned croquet-players, "you are all of you pardoned", it seems fairly doubtful that he would actually have scribed out a writ of execution in any instance, especially if it was merely because his wife the Queen wanted it so.

by QuacksO March 3, 2019

Jungle Execution

A Jungle Execution is someone hits you so hard with a rolled-up newspaper that it breaks your neck, causing you to instantly perish.

"He became free when Ciocolatta got a fucking Jungle Execution from Giorno"

by GUST_Of_Wind May 15, 2019

Brilliance is laziness well executed

Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation

John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"

by KyleWho? September 14, 2019

Executive shit

The action you take When your at work but theirs too many other fools running around up in the work space so your only option is to go hide somewhere whilst acting like your on important business.

Bob: " yo everybody else is in there de-slattin, where are you going?"

Executive shit Jim: " Oh Bob! Dont worry, Im going down to the other warehouse to do some executive shit."

by Mister Warpspeed April 12, 2017

Executive Blow Job

When your girl is dressed professionally for work and she gets down to slob knob without removing any of her fancy formal wear. She's giving an Executive Blow Job.

"Dam girl, did you just come out of a million dollar budget meeting? *zzzzzzzzzip* Awww yasssss babygirl, get it! Gimme dat Executive Blow Job! *skeet skeet skeet*"

by WhateverDuntCare February 4, 2018

demolition executive

Demolition Executives are people appearing to be executive leaders or appearing to have authority over sphere(s) of influence, that make critical (seemingly bumbling) mistakes at semi-strategic milestones in order to implode the area over which they hold dominion (Corporation, Organization, Political Position). Sometimes overtly self-destructive, but more often a subtle form of long-term corporate espionage where operations costs are driven up to offset profit and literally companies "Fall into their own footprint," becoming ripe for acquisition and mergers. Common tools in the arsenal of the Demo Exec are plausible deniability, projection, and self effacement. Common psychological responses to Demo Execs are Denial, and Stockholm Syndrome.

Dude, time to roll. They brought in a Demolition Executive.

by Support Sherpa April 2, 2020