Ethan Nitzsche

A boy who has taken 73 calculus courses(once with Hitler) and claims to be 6’ while only being a mere 5’11”

God Ethan Nitzsche ran into the elevator door again

by Jakaboi September 3, 2020

Ethan

The cute white guy you find yourself staring at in class sometimes.

caught myself gazing at Ethan again...

by whoababyboomboominthebedroom December 21, 2009

gay ethan

A taller peach haired man that sucks short Asian cock and lives in a trailer park
Also has red hair and has many wife’s and husbands .

Look there’s a gay Ethan with an Asian man.

by Gayism October 2, 2019

ethanned

Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.

Once we get to port I am gonna get so ethanned!

Last night I got so ethanned I don't remember shit.

by the dangerous man March 20, 2016

Ethan

Any Ethan you meet is guaranteed to be an absolute hottie. He's amazing at kissing and is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. All your friends will want to have guys like them and will be jealous of your relationship. Don't ever lose him because you will never find anyone like him. He can be so perfect and you will want to do everything with him. It won't take you long to fall in love with Ethan because he's just everything you could possibly want in your life. He will bring you endless happiness and you will want to do anything to make him happy. He will make a great father and husband to you and your family. However, he can be rather stubborn at times. But, don't ever give up on him because you will regret it.

Hailey: Omg your boyfriend is so sweet. I wish I had a guy like Ethan.
Jess: I know I'm so lucky I have Ethan in my life. I just love him so much.

by Whiteaspaper June 7, 2017

Ethanolism

The belief that anything can be solved with a drink.

I was a fugitive for 5 years in the Saharan desert and I was saved by the moisture god himself. The good people at the Ethanolist Church inspired me to join Ethanolism. I am currently an owner of a multi-million dollar corporation of bottled ethanol.

by TheEthanolistChurch March 12, 2021

Pulling an Ethan

When you pretend not to be bothered by something that clearly bothers you, that you complain about constantly.

Mary: Did talk to Nathan yesterday? Mariah dumped him last week and he's acting like he doesn't care, but he won't stop talking about it.
Claire: That's totally pulling an Ethan.

by bitchybastard February 14, 2020