a cunt's errand

A task/situation that has little or no chance of a satisfactory outcome, yet must be completed/endured in any case.

Setting out to use a telephone to speak to a member of staff in the local branch of your bank rather than being content with an automated call system or an overseas-based call centre that doesn't even understand what it is that you are enquiring after. Now that IS a cunt's errand.

by The Organ Grinder November 5, 2007

Eran

A name given to a chosen few.
It usually denotes greatness and commands respect.\
Individuals named Eran usually excel in Drinking, Lying, being very mean and Olympic figure skating

Eran should stop drinking because he hits his wife.

Look at that guy, he sure can't drink as well as Eran

by theKaiserwaits April 13, 2008

Ehsan

Although he is ugly, he will still cheat on you and make you feel like shit. He gives the deadest replies and can’t hold a convo if his life depended on it. Not rated by anyone! 🦖

He barely even chats to me but he chats to loads of other girls... he’s such an Ehsan

by SuckYourMum69 June 28, 2019

Eran

Someone whose name definition is very entertaining for her fellow classmates

Nobodys definition can beat Erans

by iuehfliseurhflerfliyhr February 11, 2021

ehren mcgehey

the most annoying and least-liked member of the Jackass crew. known for performing pussified stunts, all the while wearing complete safety gear.(however, he performed one 'stunt' w/o his jumpsuit in which he prances around and puts coins in parking meters, calling himself The Meter Fairy.)also calls himself "Danger Ehren", in hopes of getting respect. he likely noticed that Ryan Dunnaka plugs, aka random hero became popular by sporting original nicknames, and hoped he could also pull that off. needless to say, ehren mcgehey is a pussy wussy fag job joe-blow guch-sucking worm.

"Ehren Mcgehey sprained his pussy constantly. He should have wore a dress instead of a jumpsuit." --Johnny Knoxville

by RandomAndHaggard August 1, 2006

go downtown and run some errands

Masturbating, especially when really worked up

After spending an entire day at a conference with my sexy co-worker, I had to go downtown and run some errands.

by OnALeash August 29, 2010

ehmann

a word to describe a dimwitted, lovable, big gay, person. This person often lives in a trailer park and argues about nothing important, argument which he/she tends to always lose.

DJ: "Jeff the Red-Light District is in Amsterdam."
Jeff: "No its in Germany."
DJ: "Where in Germany?"
Jeff: "Moscow."
DJ: "Hey dipshit Moscow is in Russia."
Jeff: "Well..... YOUR GAY!"
DJ: "Fuck your such an ehmann."
Jeff: "PEANUT BUTTER SHIT!"

by ambrosebierce14 December 7, 2009