diddely-way

Originally 'Diddely Way', a street in Llanfairfechan, North Wales, the name was adopted as a war cry by an ancient Essex tribe, namely the 'Myland Massif' circa AD 2004. It should ideally be shouted, whilst under the influence of alcohol at passers-by, inanimate objects and each other. It roughly translates into English as 'I am the bearer of the fork, but not the broth'. May also be said 'diddely-wayooo' depending on the time of day.

"Let us galavant freely in this field, whilst consuming cheap cider and the budget alternative to WKD"
"To that, good sir, I say diddely-wayyyyo"

by G. Bastard Zutron February 22, 2009

Diddle

-to touch oneself in a sexual manner.

-to masturbate.

''She diddles herself. Alottt.''

''He wanted sexual satisfaction, but his girlfriend couldn't come over...so he diddled himself instead.''

by seahorse_salad December 1, 2009

didder didder

honestly i have no idea, i just once heard a retarded kid say it in my 7th grade math class, it was pretty funny

retarded kid says
"didder didder say the red headed shitter"

makes no sense and is still amazing

by themotherfuckingshit April 29, 2009

silent but diddly

Masturbating silently

She was silent but diddly in her room so her parents didn't catch her.

by Goldengamingod March 13, 2010

Diddly-fun

A word used to describe a situation in which you are doing "diddly-squat" but are still having fun

defining words on urban dicitonary is diddly-fun

by 11:21 December 20, 2008

Diddly dum

Irish traditional music.

Diddly-i-dum diddly dum diidly-i-dum diddly-i-dum dum day sure baggara

by Dub. March 7, 2010

Diddliography

(n.) A compiled list of all the girls one has manually pleasured.

For a pornstar, his diddliography is a key part of his credentials.

by hobo_boxer April 28, 2010