Decka

Definition One: To be fly, fashionable, sharp, trendy, chic & such

Definition Two: The state of continuously being ready. Whether it be ready to fight, engage in intercourse, party, or whatever it may be. Also known as being "there"

(Originated in the urban parts of Tampa, FL)

Definition One: "I went to Lil' Wayne's concert last night and I was soooo decka! My dress alone was $300!"

Definition Two: "I thought I was going to have to fight at the party yesterday. It didn't happen, but I was decka in case it did"

by Divalicious813 January 25, 2010

upper decker

While at a respected friends house retire to their restroom, stealthily remove the lid from the back tank of their toilet and steady your cheeks directly above it. Begin defecating while trying to keep as quiet as possible. When finished, wipe all remaining fecal spatter from your anus and hide the used toilet paper in the cabinet under said friends bathroom sink. When the toilet is flushed by the next user the bowl will be rinsed with your feces. A firm stool will cause repeated minor fecal rinsing, while viscous, soupy stool will flush out all at once filling the toilet thus causing repeat flushing until clean water is present.

The upper decker was rejoiced by all who were present.

by A Tortured Soul April 14, 2006

drek

means shit in Yiddish

Get that piece of drek away from me!

by angel May 30, 2004

DJ Deckstream

A Japanese hip-hop producer who's music is frequently used in kevjumba videos.

Guy1: Dude who the hell made that sick beat?

Guy2: DJ Deckstream did you dumbass!

by linkd October 19, 2009

Blumpkin Decker

To receive a blowjob whilst depositing feces in the upper tank of a toilet.

A combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.

As vengeance for not being given a tour of my friend's dairy, I enlisted his sister’s help in performing an blumpkin decker in his bathroom.

by porkchopbiscut October 24, 2004

Upper Decker Toilet Wrecker

Verb
The act in which one removes the lid to the tank of a toilet and proceeds to deficate or shit. Once finished, replacing the lid and walking away as if nothing has happened.

End result: Next person flushes toilet and shit is then flushed through.

"Yo dude...I just did a 'Upper Decker Toilet Wrecker' up in that pisser man...hahaha...poor bastards"

by Shaff Dizzle January 5, 2004

upper decker delux (dry)

the act of taking a dump in the tank of the toilet, AFTER disconnecting the chain AND draining the water. with the hope of drying the shitlog to the bottom of tank,guts and or the float.

my budy forgot my cake on my b-day, so i left one "caked" on his! twas the ol' upper decker delux (dry) f***tard

by jay and nick October 26, 2006