Diotch

Combination of a person who qualifies as a Dick and bitch.

Ryan is a diotch, he stole my pen then complained about how it wrote.

by Better than Webster March 9, 2017

ditch parrot

Another name for a Chinese ringneck pheasant

Let's go to South Dakota and hunt them ditch parrots

by I piss knowledge November 1, 2020

urban ditch

Short for urban dictionary.

"Lemme look it up on Urban Ditch"

by BromanceLover69 September 23, 2009

drive n' ditch

Approaching a car dealership, as if planning on buying the car, but with no intention to do so. After getting a detailed view of the car, checking it out face to face, and then taking it on a lengthy test drive, you then leave the dealership, claiming to no longer be interested.

"So I totally drove this sexy Viper the other day."

"No way! Where?"

"Dealership. drive n' ditched their ass."

by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 2, 2009

the kelly ditch

to have a drunk chick "whos on your nerves" go to the bathroom so you can bolt to your car and leave her in complete mystery......

to later use as a booty call

HER:did you kelly ditch me?....

YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....

thus performin the kelly ditch

by caspertyme May 2, 2010

die in a ditch

What you should do

Go die in a ditch Michael

by DAKFCBOI February 21, 2021

Doochie

A word used to describe a males extremely small penis; a man vagina or coochie

Bitch, this boy thought he was fucking me with that doochie last night, AHT AHT I’m on my period!

by England2 June 2, 2019