draft dodger

something I would most likely be were the draft reinstated--not because I don't care about my country, but because I would make terrible soldier and would do much better on the home front.

I care about my country, and even though I play football and run track and am in shape, I would be terrible on the battlefield. Thus, I would dodge the draft unless it were a truly serious war (I.E. WWII-caliber).

by Ryan May 12, 2004

Doogerism

The collaboration of weiners in hell

Jon killed him self and had a doogerism.

by igoesrawr! July 1, 2009

digeritos

Australian rip off of Doritos.

I had a bag of digeritos this morning.

by Derpina1532 January 2, 2014

Doggers

Short for 'dog breath,' an affectionate insult. British.

All right, doggers, wanna come to a party tonight?

by Shuaman October 22, 2018

doggeroche

Invented by Patrick G, Pennsylvania.

A male or female, good looking German Shepherd dog. Respectful in mannerisms and well behaved. Playful yet alert and on guard. Inspects area and follows you around to look for shady behavior and protect owners.

Will perk up ears and bark if its family pack acts shady towards it.

Mike: "Oh look, Patrick! There's a big dog running towards us!"
Patrick: "No, don't worry. That's just a doggeroche, he cool."

Patrick pretended to punch the wall, doggeroche came to his rescue and barked at him to please stop.

Amanda brought her doggeroche to the park, but she didn't seem to care for other dogs. Doggeroche happily stayed by her owners side.

by PBURGERS2013 June 1, 2019

donger blasting

Donger blastin' (DB) is the act of making rocketship noises while playing with your donger (a.k.a. penis a.k.a. homewrecker).

I can't come over tonight because I'll be busy donger blasting.

by Brogden Charles November 26, 2021

Doggerel Style

Fucking in an irregular rhythm, typically on all fours.

I was so wasted after the bars last night I ended up fucking this chick doggerel style!

by Lixacon February 6, 2023