by Cuatro February 6, 2005
Get the damo mug.When a couple is engaged in intercourse, then one of the two proceeds to excrete fecal matter onto the others face, and then shaves his(or her) pubic, taint and ass hairs on top of the crap, as to imitate Matt Damon's beard. (distant relative of the abe lincoln)
Oh my Gosh hun, that dirty damon was so thorough that if I saw you on the street with all that crap and pubes on your face, I would have asked you for your autograph!
by zztop118 June 10, 2009
Get the dirty damon mug.by He's a guy December 8, 2012
Get the Ugly Matt Damon mug.A cry of exultation by a member of the winning side when an online battle has finished. Taken from the movie "Team America", where the actor's puppet can only comically spout his own name, "Matt Damon!!!!" is typed out at the end of a round just before a new one starts. Team Speak members can be heard echoing the name "Matt Damon" after it appears on the screen.
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player d: Matt Damon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Team Speak "Matt Damon..." "matt damon..."
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player c: vgg
player d: Matt Damon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Team Speak "Matt Damon..." "matt damon..."
by heyheyheya August 17, 2010
Get the matt damon mug.A term used for when someone does something stupid or generally acts in a retarded manner.
Originates from the film Team America where a puppet of the actor Matt Damon is portrayed as stupid and slow, saying the words 'Maatt Daamon' in a voice that collaborates with this.
Example:
- guy falls down the last two stairs when meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time -
'Scott get up, you're such a matt damon'
Originates from the film Team America where a puppet of the actor Matt Damon is portrayed as stupid and slow, saying the words 'Maatt Daamon' in a voice that collaborates with this.
Example:
- guy falls down the last two stairs when meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time -
'Scott get up, you're such a matt damon'
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by penny21 April 9, 2009
Get the matt damon mug.A derogatory word for American Italians. The original immigrants were payed as the "day goes", instead of having a fixed salary. This was then morphed into dago.
by memakeme December 21, 2008
Get the Dago mug.An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008
Get the Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon mug.