cottage loaf

The act of using a slice of bread to wipe the toilet bowl in a public toilet clean, before eating as a tasty gay snack.

Jordon was peckish after rimming Danny, so opted for a cottage loaf

by pageboy69 April 5, 2015

cota

Anyone older than 35. (portuguese)

O cabrão do cota não me quis deixar passar.

by Marquis de Carabas August 4, 2003

cottage cheese cum

The thick, nasty, lumpy, cum you gurgle out your dick the day after a bout of heavy drinking. Presumably caused by dehydration.

I had a major hangover and when i beat off I spewed out some serious cottage cheese cum. I got some on my hand and licked it off. It tasted like spoiled buttermilk.

by Natrone Means Business March 30, 2007

cotagonist

one of several leading characters in a novel or play or movie or anything with characters in it. ya dig?

Eliza Doolittle and Professor Higgins are cotagonists in Pygmalion.

by jin fucking chang April 30, 2014

moss cottage

A euphemistic term for a ladies front bottom

That's a lovely bit o thatch on your moss cottage missus

by sharkez May 23, 2008

terra cotta middle school

A shit hole😆

Terra Cotta Middle School is a shit hole full of dick

by DickAide March 7, 2017

Andrew Cottam

Ultra cool, super hot and cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser

Andrew Cottam is sexy and a bad boy.

by Mary Longhill January 22, 2018