Computer

a machine for downloading porn

"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"

by Anonymous February 22, 2003

computarded

1) A total lack of all but a basic understanding of computer hardware, software, and programming.
2) Inexperience or ineptness with or misunderstanding of something computer-related.
3) How one feels (about one's self -or- about what they are working on) when a computer program, application, or device gets the better of them.

1) My mother calls me everytime I e-mail her instead of e-mailing back. She must be computarded.
2) Can you help me paste my roommate’s head on this Rainbow Brite body? Thanks, man - I am totally computarded when it comes to Photoshop.
3) How did I get these page and section breaks so messed up?!? This is so computarded!

by JRGreen May 22, 2008

Computer Jockey

Anyone that uses a computer for their job or is overly zealous in their personal use of said computer.

All the computer jockeys in the building need to log off of the server.

by mark3237 October 15, 2010

Computard

Someone who is computer illiterate

Man you're such a computard, don't you know how to copy and paste.

by Axerty November 1, 2004

computer

the square thing ur staring deep within

Look forward.....................see? it's a computer!

by mine...who me?.... no me! October 19, 2007

Computer callus

A computer callus is located on the heel of your hand, usually the hand you use to move your mouse.

It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.

A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.

Hoshit, I've been on the computer so long I've aquired a computer callus.

by Hollydollie August 21, 2009

Computer Monk

A person who studies one or more facets of computers and related technologies, often in solitude.

Where others had failed, I stumbled upon a computer monk who was able to figure out what was making my computer so slow.

by user26 January 13, 2011