completedness

the state of being complete
having all tasks or requirements fulfilled

"Lets just invite them for the sake of completedness."

by Nutype51 April 19, 2004

complete ass

When you did something and failed miserably, people could say this to you. Meaning the thing that you did was a total frailer or you sucked at doing it.

Complete ass! you just missed and I am right in front of you!

by TheDunkMaster September 25, 2017

Compherism

anything said by Daniel Compher that could be a euphemism for something; related to "that's what she said", except this is "that's what Compher said"

Compher: "Alright, guys. I want you to make the judges WET with that big D. I want the entire front three rows to be in the splash zone when you soak them!"

Kenny: "Dude, can you say Compherism?"

by kenjitsu September 27, 2009

Competitious

Synonym for competitive

Sammy Sosa is quite a competitious baseball player

by Hugh Jass August 1, 2003

South Jersey Head Competition

Finding a smut from South Jersey to give you some dome while chillin' on the couch. Chillin' on the other end of the couch is another South Jersey smut giving your wingman some dome. Both Jersey smuts are vigorously competing to see who can eat the penis pudding first.

Lauren lost a South Jersey head competition to her sister Erin.

by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009

Not Completely Ready

The result of using numpties to manufacture products. The reports cataloging these occurences and the oh oh spaghetti ohs leading to them are known as NCR's.

The customer has just called it appears their product was not completely ready. Can you give them a call back and take some abuse, I'm off to kick some numpties.

by Ben September 19, 2003

completely retarded

completly retarded is a synonym for:
Americans

"How are Americans?"
"Completely retarded."

by |QBA| September 17, 2005