coming up short

What it's called when a man has sex with a short woman

Rob: Dude where were you last night?
Dave: Sorry man ... I was busy coming up short
Rob: You did Marissa?! isn't she only like 4'11"?
Dave: 4'10" actually.

by robbitthehobbit July 15, 2009

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coming down

could be the worst effing thing in the universe.. to barely even noticing. in reference to a drug wearing off.. meth, weed, heroin, coke.. you name it.

ahh shit.. i'm coming down!

by t May 7, 2005

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by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming September 11, 2022

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combsing

To act like a quote "individual" when, in doing so you are actually conforming. this also includes, trying too hard to be a "hipster", whining to Tumblr about your problems, and even having a tumblr in the first place.

Bro, quit Combsing

by not the braun September 26, 2010

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Coming in hot

Coming in hot As in the act of pushing the limits of time For arrival at a destination or to keep an important appointment. Typically used by the person who is pushing the limits of time as a way to describe their ETA

Hey baby girl I’m gonna be coming in hot so be ready to roll The second my sweet hairy ass hits the parking lot Otherwise we’re not gonna make it

by Tybronco33 June 30, 2021

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