clintoria

Sassy, Classy and GORGEOUS AF, Short and Petite.

Have you seen that girl? What girl? Clintoria! She fine ass wine!

by Taylor Poppins May 30, 2018

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closet clinger

The state, usually long-term, of being a closet homosexual that is beyond the usual level of gay and is too much of a pussy to come out of the closet. This person is usually very angry at the world because he/she has not yet advanced to being able to be a sexual accurate being.

Larry asked his girlfriend for anal sex on such a consistent basis it became clear to her he was a closet clinger.

"Oh for Christ's sake, I wish Jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heterosexual" (friend repilies) "Fuck yeah, he's always such a moody bitch every time our family gets together I wish he would just stop closet clinging too!"

"Get outta my ass you dirty closet clinger"

by Squeaked Moose October 21, 2011

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Homework Clinger

When someone asks you for a picture of your homework for a class and you send them the homework. Within the next few days they'll text you continuously for homework from other classes. The end result is this person being a homework clinger, and they're difficult to get rid of. Never send someone homework outside of your friends circle, or beware of the homework clinger.

Jed: I just sent this girl a picture of my homework. Does that mean she likes me?

Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.

by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016

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