Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.
The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.
The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.
"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."
by Tooting Sigh August 10, 2018
Get the Chap in handmug. A chap ass is a word to describe someone being extremely annoying. In truth a chap is a type of legwear worn over jeans by cowboys, a chap ass is the same, but minus the jeans. So there ass in theory would be hanging out, therefor making it a chap ass.
by yhhhhhhhhhhhh July 4, 2010
Get the chap assmug. by Dutts March 1, 2005
Get the old chapmug. A stick of lube for your lips, yes. In which you open the cap on, and seductively and sensually apply to chapped area, in front of your SO.
Girl: "ooh my lips are soooo dry" *moans* "I need to put on my lip chap"
Boy: "Damn baby you spread that lip chap."
Boy: "Damn baby you spread that lip chap."
by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016
Get the lip chapmug. Noun - Really thick pussy lips that engulf a cock, protecting it like a pair of chaps.
Noun - The condition one's cock gets after abusing themselves excessively.
Noun - The condition one's cock gets after abusing themselves excessively.
You know that girl Tasha? She got drunk last night and showed me her cock chaps!
Man, since I've been bed ridden for three weeks I've gotten a raging case of cock chaps!
Man, since I've been bed ridden for three weeks I've gotten a raging case of cock chaps!
by GDub20 February 11, 2005
Get the cock chapsmug. A painful, dry skin condition between the arse cheeks, often caused by excess sweat or a night out on the piss
fuck me, have you got any savlon? i ended up going for a kebab when i was arseholed last night, an woke up this morning with a bout of chapped arse
by barry bouffante May 17, 2006
Get the chapped arsemug. Rubber flops like those provided in an academy such as the military or army usually light, loose and makes sounds as you walk
by Banana spoon April 6, 2017
Get the Chap Flopsmug.