hammer in the crapper

A phrase for Anal Sex

"Last night I slipped this chick roofies. Before you know I was tearing out her O ring, some straight hammer in the crapper"

by Robert L September 17, 2007

Sauerkraut Crapper

Like the word (wafflecrapper) but instead this girl is so fine that she can crap on you sauerkraut and still be very attractive

"Gee Kelsey, your'e a sauerkraut crapper," said Daniel.
"Wow Jessica alba, (my wife) you are a sauerkraut crapper," said Tyler.
"Dang NN girls, i'm sorry but your'e only waffle crappers, not sauerkraut crappers"

by Danielisawafflecrapper January 3, 2009

crapper

what you are when you dont like the following football teams:

Broncos
Colts
Jaguars
Giants

^^ Don't like em? .. ... .... CRAPPER!

by bbt179 January 18, 2008

Crapper

Something that is crappy
Characterized by mediocrocy

How was the movie?
Crapper.

by fgfggfgfgfffff July 12, 2003

waffle crapper

when one person thinks someone that is so ugly that they will crap on them whilst sleeping and then leave before he/she wakes up...

Gavin: While Chad was sleeping i rubbed my cummy shit all over his chest.
Chad: Right after I had sex with Gavin last night he shit on my chest. What a waffle crapper

by Dr. Wendy January 28, 2008

capper

handicap, retard, cabbage

Dink you are a capper

by James Williams January 20, 2004

Crapper

A semi tractor trailer unit used to haul live stock is sometimes refered to as a crapper.Usually one that has not been washed out for a couple of days,In July.

A 45 foot long trailer that hauls pigs.
Just don't park it in A and W's parking lot cause you'll soon find out how well you are liked.

by Lawrence March 23, 2005