babyslutter

When babysitting, the babysitter, usually a teenage girl between the ages of 14-18, spends the entire time talking to guys and neglecting the child/children she is getting paid to take care of. And, once that child/children have been put to bed, the babyslutter proceeds to invite her boyfriend over and make out with him on the family's living room couch.

Mom 1: Oh Sherri, did i tell you about the new babysitter that Bob and I tried out last night?

Mom 2: No, Janice you didn't.

Mom 1: Well, we came home to find her cavorting with her boyfriend on our living room couch! Bob took $15 dollars off her salary for it. And the next day, the kids told us all she did before they went to bed was talk on our phone with her boyfriend. We'll never hire her again.

Mom 2: that's awful. Give me her name and i will put her on my "not-to-hire" list. I wouldnt want to be conned into hiring a babyslutter.

by Norma Jean Beckenheim August 5, 2008

babysho

a sexy man who gets all the bitches

Yo! That dude gets all the bitches like babysho;

by Premium_Frog March 4, 2023

babysitting

Hot babes, hanging out casually with their younger boy companions. Babysitting them, taking care of them as a babysitter would.

Yeah I bought him smokes and coffee, babysitting him pretty much.

by full time babysitter February 25, 2011

babysitting

fighting bears! all day long

omg look at that babysitting CHAMPION!!

by underworld lord of water October 30, 2011

babysit

karl rove's job running interference for the butthole bushwhacker

I babysit the idiot in the oval orifice so that his foot don't git too deep into his mouf with all them lies.

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 6, 2005

babyshitter

one who is extremely arrogant
one whom is hated
one who shits infants

That MAN IS A babyshitter !!!!!

the agents from the matrix are babyshitters

by yrmom December 26, 2006

babysit

The act of smothering a child using your body weight.

That stupid kid wouldn't shut up, so I decided to babysit for a while.

by KHS BigBird June 15, 2007