buttered

1. average joe meaning: - Bladdered

2. Honours graduate meaning: -To be highly inebriated after a night of intoxicating liquer.

The complete loss of all limbs that you look like a puppet with ths strings cut, and 'spread' across the (road/pavement/tramps crotch).

He was that buttered he was spread across the pavement.

by Drunknmunky April 7, 2008

Buttered Muffin

A girl who has had many partners. (Primarily English)

I went out with this girl last Friday, but my friend warned me she was a real buttered muffin, and I decided to quit it.

by Muffin Eater April 17, 2009

butterdogging

when u smear penut butter or jam on ur penis and present it to ur dog

I wish my was still alive so he can butterdog me again.
If i have a dog right now shed be butterdogging me right now.

by Juk July 7, 2005

Buttered Loaf

The act of a woman taking a shit with a man watching and beatin off at the same time. Once she drops the watery load and then man is about ready to unload his load, she gets up from the toilet or any other place she's shitting, and he does the act of "load on load" leaving his semen on her shit

aw man, that bitch had such a hairy and smelly butthole when we were doin a buttered loaf last night

by loafer September 7, 2003

buttered crumpet

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

by diseased quail June 14, 2011

Buttered

Buttered --

Losing one's employment as a result of using a racial slur in the workplace ala Paula Deen circa June, 2013.

"You hear what happened to Bill? The Spics in HR Buttered his ass for saying 'Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle' in the locker-room!"

by needmaps June 27, 2013

BUTTERED

when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone

However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u

"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"

by JR December 2, 2004