man boobs

when a male with a penis has titties the size of a womans. as in the man is fat.

dude, go look up mr. pregnant titties like a woman on youtube.
its a black guy with man boobs!!

by greeny169 November 3, 2008

cow boobs

When your boobs "hang". The term derives from the udders of a cow, the all popular farm animal. see Claire Smith.

"Dude check out them cow boobs!"
"...sure id milk her. Im not one to miss the opportunity of some luscious cow boobs..."
"Theyre not just boobs. Theyre cow boobs."

by Farmer Giles April 11, 2005

christmas boobs

a man is entitled to viewing at least one PAIR of brests on christmas, because we all know the rest of the gifts pretty much suck.

i was disappointed because i got no christmas boobs this year

by buckett_t._great December 30, 2008

teardrop boobs

Boobs that are shaped like a tear, small at the top with a gradual increase in size to have a rounded bottom.

"Those teardrops can't be real"
"Honey, will you buy my some teardrop boobs?"

by Tramod September 9, 2004

boobsley

Derived from BOOBS.

This term is used to describe the cutest of all girls, highest recognition in levels of cuteness.

"well hello there, boobsley, your lookin pretty good tonight."

by cottagecheez February 27, 2009

Bolsh

To proceed in a mildly aggressive rant this maybe about modern life but will not be passive aggressive.

Bolshlord- And I hate Cornwall
Chadrickson- Ayy blud don't have a Bolsh

by Yokov January 30, 2019

Bench Boobs

The huge boobs or cleavage that can be seen behind the players bench while watching hockey on TV.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the bench boobs behind Zetterberg at the Red Wings game last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she had some mondo tubes!

by Paul E. Ogre April 11, 2013