Boobed

Getting so distracted by a girl's breasts as you're talking to her that you cannot focus on the conversation, and take sneak peeks every time she looks away from you.

Dude, I was totally boobed when she was talking about her classes being so difficult this year, and acted like a complete jerk, saying okay repeatedly!

by urban.dick September 18, 2011

soft boiled egg

When you dip your nut sack in magic shell chocolate syrup and then she taps the boys with a spoon to reveal a tasty treat.

"Oh last night?, just enjoyed a nice soft boiled egg with the misses".

by The lonely tanker January 3, 2019

Boofed

Inserting a drug into ones rectum to party

Amanda: "Last night I boofed a huge shard and it rocked!"
Christy: "I can't wait to try it!"

by I<3buttholes September 27, 2018

Boiled Rice

A phrase used to describe long, pointless stories that go nowhere and provide no entertainment value whatsoever.
The term originated from an extermely boring story concerning boiled rice at a Chinese restaurant, a story which is said to have cured insomnia countless times.

Michelle: ...So like basically there was a half of a cup of water in the house, with stuff floating in it.....it was time to go to Tesco.
Me: WTF? I don't want to hear about boiled rice.

by Snizbob July 6, 2007

boole

To push something with wheels.

Boole the trolly over here.

I was booling the babies pram.

I booled the office chair across the room.

by monkeymoose January 25, 2008

'booked his africa tickets'

is crazy, loony, or on the verge of a psychotic break.

(note: this refers to civil unrest, poverty, and disease, not race in any respect.)

"don't mind his crazy behavior, he 'booked his africa tickets' months ago."

"work was so hectic today i was this' close to booking my africa tickets."

"dude, i'm about to book my africa tickets."
"girl, tell me about it- i already got mine."

by gdslittlebrother December 4, 2007

boogedy

A generally tacky black person (or Wiger). Usually old school pimp style in current time.

(1) Dude, that car is Boogedy !! (not good)

(2) Man, fix that right ! Don't be a Boogedy !!

(3) Ya, nice jacket you Boogedy !

by Bobby "the bat" Pizano November 19, 2011