bloke flu

The opposite of bird flu. It only affects males- and symptoms include having a running nose an "a bit of a headache".

Nevermind bird flu! Have you heard about the bloke flu epidemic? The "bloke flu" epidemic has been round for years: It renders the unfortunate man bed ridden and usesless. The only cure- lucozade and TV under a duvet.

by Witness the Switness October 14, 2005

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bloketoker

(Slang) A guy that likes to "toke" on other guys (or "blokes").

John sucks a lot of dick; thus he is a bloketoker.

by fewtr43wrtw45refgds February 2, 2006

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Bloet

A bloet is a blogging poet. Writers whose blogs are presented strictly in a poetry format. Term originally coined by bloet EG Harne.

Sandra wanted to reach a wider audience for her rhyming verse, so she elected to become a bloet.

by Rusty Tuba May 7, 2010

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Bloked up

When you are so drunk your past the point of no return. So drunk that you are entirely incoherent.

Man, I was so bloked up last night I pissed on my desk.

by Akamu February 5, 2017

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Shittus Blokest

Shittus Blokest is the Latin term for shit bloke. This term was created centuries ago about one of the shittest blokes to every walk the Earth would repay people who bought him a regular coffee with a small coffee or by dogging the boys whenever the ladies wanted something. Surprisingly though the ego of a Shittus Blokest hinders blokes from perusing lasses who are super keen on them. Instead shading them for there mates ex

Geeez settle don’t cobba no need to be a Shittus Blokest

Wow you would be a Shittest Blokest

by XxBigLezxX July 10, 2021

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