bert mccracken

I met him and got to hug him. And he definately is one of the coolest people I have ever met!

funny, sexy, hot

by Lisa November 14, 2003

Bertation

Very he-vay. As coined by Serene Branson of CBS Channel 2 News.

Well a very, very heavy- uh- heavy- divi- bertation tonight. We had a very deras- derason. By- let’s go ahe- teras- tazin- lshtbdt- hedapet.

by Bryanplayspiano March 2, 2011

Blerted

Blerted - to eject fast

He Blerted his man fat all over her face

by Gswords December 4, 2016

bert the turtle

A turtle used in the '50s to promote "Duck and Cover" in the case of an atomic bomb exploded. You can watch the video on you tube.

Tert The Burtle said, "Cuck and Dover" --- er, i mean, Bert the Turtle... same differemce

by Mr. Stinkypride February 2, 2017

BerthaEartha

BerthaEartha is a very fat boi. He’s to big fir the Eartha and is definitely not gay for Rocco. He speaks fluent fat.He is the dad of lots of people. He also dislikes RNG

Did you see BerthaEartha?

by Big-BerthaEartha February 1, 2019

Berta’

Berta’ is the Abbreviated way to say Alberta. It is most commonly used in northern Alberta

P1: where you from?
P2: Down in Berta’

by CanadaFax June 8, 2020

Blerton

Blerton is the prettiest and nicest guy out there. Every woman loves him. He can have any girl he wants. He is mostly calm, but always ready when it matters. He is very loyal and would never abandon his closest friends. He is also good at fucking.

Gabriela: Omg, did you see Blerton? He is so hot!

Laura: Yes, he is the most beautiful boy I know! I would do anything with him. ;)

by Qiener January 7, 2019