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bleached cow

the opposite of a nigga cow, when a cow is poured into a bleach bath when they are born they are forever a bleached cow.
Wow! that is quite a white cow, that must be a bleached cow.
by bleached cow February 6, 2019
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Bleach

It cures Many many thing including living
“Mom I’ll be back I’m going to drink the bleach.”
by Jesus is watching you sleep August 5, 2020
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Bleach

Bleach is the Manga (up to book 9) and the Anime (episode 41 in English) that is sweeping America by Storm. Kurosaki Ichigo is endowed with Death god powers, using his magical sword, a Soul Slayer, to defeat Hollows, spirits who have lost their free will and hearts.
1.Bleach is not just used to clean clothes, it is used to clense spirits.
by CANNITO August 14, 2005
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Go Bleach Your Asshole

A wonderful comeback that is randomly applicable to many situations.
Jason: Hey Penelope, bread makes you fat.
Penelope: Eh, go bleach your asshole, John.
by Dick_Bitches November 4, 2013
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Bleach

n. The anime featuring such popular characters as orange-haired shinigami Kurosaki Ichigo (and his family), imprisoned princess Kuchiki Rukia, big-breasted ecchi girl Inoue Orihime, strong man Chado (Chad) Yasutora, and genius/knitting whiz Ishida Uryu. Not currently showing in the US. Based on the manga of the same name.
1. I just watched the latest episode of Bleach! Wow, that was awesome!
by Craig B. December 30, 2005
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Bleach Blonde

An obviously unnatural shade of blonde that many girls in today's society dye their hair because they think it makes them appear "hotter" and more appealing to men when in reality, it disgusts most men and turns them away. Hair that is bleach blonde is typically ratty looking with lots of split ends. Commonly seen on girls with carrott-orange "tans" and girls who wear way too much makeup.
-Heidi Pratt is a bleach blonde, her hair color is obviously artificial.

-Having bleach blonde hair makes you look like a fake Barbie doll. That's not what most guys want. Most guys prefer a honey blonde or a dirty blonde over a bleach blonde.
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eye bleach

Pictures of hot girls that are looked at when someone views a particularly disturbing picture, especially one that is made especially for rule 34
Dude, This picture of a 500 pound naked chick with asparagus coming out of all holes is disgusting! I need some eye bleach!
by Fjiblfitz December 15, 2008
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