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"Bite Me"

Jon... Hey Dude, u puttin on some extra weight there ??
Dude.. "Bite me".
by DonJuan July 9, 2007
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Cheesecake Bites

Where your partner masterbates onto your asshole, then you take the asshole jizz mixture and freeze the mixture into ice cube trays. Put your ice cube tray into the freezer and freeze for an hour. Finally you and your partner eat the frozen cheese cake bites during Netflix and chill sessions.
Derrick wanted John to make "Cheesecake Bites" so they could have a snack while binge watching I was Teenaged Werewolf on Netflix.
by StickamanJensen May 29, 2017
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love bite

A small cluster of split veins on the neck from sucking. Given by lovers during sex or make outs. Can cause the receiving person to moan.

The person who is going to give the love bite sucks on the neck until a golf ball-ish sized mark appears on the neck. Losers use their vacuum cleaners to give themselves love bites. Some people see love bites as a mark that the person carrying the mark is either a slut or the person carrying the mark's girlfriend is a slut. But it simply shows that you are in a strong and healthy relationship.
1. Robbie started off by kissing Kim's neck, then gave her a love bite.

2. I'm so sad. *sobs* I'm gonna go give myself a lovebite with the vacuum cleaner.
by paulmakespasties August 20, 2006
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Cow Bite

The act of making your hand like a cow's mouth and squeezing the life out of a victim's thigh. The signature move of Uncle Bill Swartz.
"OH MY GOD, it's SWARTZIE! He's got Mike in the inaugural family cow bite!!!"
by Steve Jantz December 25, 2007
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Kyle bite

When someone takes too big of a bite of a shared dessert.
by King of Roma July 11, 2022
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Cookie Bite

One who acts like the bully type, but is soft on the inside.
Jack Tyler is THE cookie bite.”
by Maxxxxxxxxph April 17, 2023
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Goose Bite

When a male puts his fingers into a female's vagina and begins fingering her, meanwhile he clamps down on her pelvic region with his thumb imitating the bite of a goose.
Tiger Woods gave a mean goose bite to that hooker and now she is limping
by butt muskateer April 13, 2011
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