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Besterestest

When you are WAY better than best, able to leap besterest in a single bound...
Caro Heinz is the besterestest
by El dorko D May 24, 2010
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Dover beasters

n. One of two weed plants Glen was growing out in the back yard. We think our neighbors stole one of them. Definetly smoother than shwag, but you still had to smoke like 2 joints worth by yourself to get high.
Nobody at the house was having any luck finding weed; luckily we still had the Dover beasters to fall back on.
by JayTang February 14, 2005
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gong-beater

One who beats his own gong
An onanist
Player in a one man band
One known to shake hands with the unemployed
Wanker
Tosser
One known to spank the monkey
You'll go blind, you filthy gong-beater!
by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006
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beater

A beta-tester in a video game at which he/she plays unfairly or he/she cheats during the beta test. Most commonly in Sword Art Online.
Guy 1: "Hey how did you get so far on the first day in this game?"
Guy 2: "Because I knew all the shortcuts."
Guy 1: "No way! You can't do that! Your a cheater!"
Guy 2: "It's not cheating if you beta test the game."
Guy 1: "Your a Cheater and a Beta tester? Your a beater!"
Guy 2: "Hell I like that name."
by thenegativedegree July 4, 2014
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turkey baster

lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of Brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster
kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster
by theWestHamfan December 17, 2003
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Xbox Live Bestfriend

A person who you met over xbox live but you feel as if you found your best friend in the whole entire world! You and that person can talk about anything and laugh at everything. You text and talk and wish that you lived side by side. You and your xbox live best friend thinks they were seperated at birth.
xbox user 1: They talked all day yesterday and text all the time. Are you sure they arnt related?

xbox user 2: nope they have never met (or have met once)

xbox user 1: Ohh then they are just xbox live bestfriends
by TFOGCNiki,heyitsniki7 December 11, 2009
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Best Friend (bestfriendship)

When you care about someone so much it hurts. You would do anything to make them happy, or to help them. You forgive them even if they continue making the same mistake. You love them for their faults. You accept their past, past mistakes, and only care about the present, and the future. You can trust them with everything. Someone who understands you if the rest of the world doesn't. Someone who you connect with. You both care about eachother deeply.

Best friends often make good partners in relationships, because they really care about how you feel, however if the relationship doesn't work out, that would be some messy business.

Best friends don't talk about eachother behind their back, say their best friends one minute, and then decide the next day they don't want to talk to you. They say they love you and ACTUALLY MEAN IT.

Best Friendship consists of love, loyalty, kindness, selflessness, thoughtfullness, and making sacrifices for the other.

Your not best friends with someone for their car, or their money, or their popularity, but because you like them for who they truly are, deep down.

Some best friends can make mistakes, hurt you, and mess up alot, but you have to be forgiving so you can let them try to make up for it. A letgo best friendship is the saddest thing ever. A bestfriend is loyal, true, and will never forget you.
Best Friend (bestfriendship)

Lyrics that explain it well, and correctly:
If your heart is always breaking, cause the worlds just not fair, when your at your worst, your friends the first one there. Giving you something to lean on, and thats what it means to be a friend.

EXAMPLE OF WHAT ITS NOT:

Clara: OMG I LOVE YOU YOUR MY BEST FRIEND.
Jill: Love you too, best friend!
(Jill walks away)
Clara: OMG I HATE HER SO MUCH. DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE WAS WEARING?
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