Alpha Simp

A person who's an alpha chad and gets all the girls, then hardcore simps for them.

Dude got all the grills, then puts hoes before bros. He's actually an alpha simp.

by Professor Potato May 1, 2020

Alpha Log

Alpha Log is the dude that ends up sleeping on your couch for 3 weeks.

Dude's an Alpha Log ; he hijacked our couch and wouldn't leave.

by DMack2018 February 28, 2018

alpha operator

The head operator on an IRC channel.

Loup is the alpha operator for #goth.

by Macavity November 1, 2003

Alpha Dugan

The most athletic, handsome, intelligent sex beast who just happens to have a micropenis.

Son: Wow look at that guy he's getting with so many girls!

Dad: Well obviously son, thats Alpha Dugan! He's a beast!

Son: Wow! Dad, when I grow up can I be like Alpha Dugan?

Dad: No.

by pattysouffle December 8, 2019

alpha speed

A speed at which someone travels when they are in a dire situation. Usually when they're excited or in a hurry.

My boyfriend and I were going to be late for a movie so I told him to kick it into Alpha Speed.

by Jayne Nicole Knox October 2, 2013

Alpha Romeo

A distinguished man who both passions his work and his woman, is a strong leader and developer, has a drive to make strong financial gains and finds that many people will try and assimilate themselves with said “Alpha’s.” It’s an honor to be an Alpha Romeo.

“You better watch what you say to him he’s an “Alpha Romeo.”

by Stud22 March 8, 2022

Alpha Pledge

The number one pledge in a pledge class

Wow, Sam cleaned the entire house and washed the dishes. He is definitely the alpha pledge

by Fratter1911 March 30, 2015