Smart Balance

a company that manufactures products including margarine substitutes, flavored microwave popcorn, and peanut butter.

In 2012, Smart Balance acquired Udi’s Healthy Foods, and the parent company was renamed Boulder Brands

by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023

To fair-and-balance

To engage in practices that result in fair and balanced news reporting.

After news reported that 1.5 million liberals marched on DC, Fox News to fair-and-balance 'd it by polling 100 CEOs.

by talkity talk July 25, 2020

balance the sheets

To create even teams in order to avoid one side being more dominant over the other.

"Man, this game is so one-sided. We're gonna have to balance the sheets on this shit."

by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008

Perfect balance of whiskey and thought

Will's perfect pool game. Just enough whiskey to keep nimble, sharp, and creative makes this a killer combination in billiards.

Will had the perfect balance of whiskey and thought, he's channeling Efren right now!

by Xayla2424 December 18, 2020

balancability

The ability to become one with the large exercise ball.

You have amazing balancability on that ball!! - Jeb

by Jim Jonney November 6, 2007

Omni-Balance

Omni-Balance occurs when a roleplayer in a fight refuses to accept what would normally be a defeat of their character, and their character counters with a feat they were previously incapable of doing, upsetting the power scale of the entire roleplay and causing the roleplay itself to deteriorate.

I have to fight Gus in the sports festival? Time to Omni-Balance.

by stangfastking1 August 6, 2022

Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.

Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!

by FluffyPookins August 7, 2014