Anchoring

A form of modern art. Also known as wanking.

"I anchor on a daily basis. If there was an anchoring contest, I would win. I'm the anchoring champion."

by roddyrodster October 24, 2022

Achoda

A word south asians/mallus use when they see something cute

"Aw look at that baby, achodaa"

by sreloveschocolate February 12, 2023

child anchor

When a young child immobilises you by attatching themselves to either your leg or by sitting on your foot, thus anchoring you to the spot.

Hungry Husband returning home after a day at work: "What d'you mean, dinners not ready"

Wife with child anchor: "Can't you see I'm completely immobilsed, what with this child anchor"

by Elizabeths mum September 20, 2010

stay anchored

(n.) The quality of holding on when everything else is sinking, grabbing on to what keeps you standing, and having the courage to swim to matter how fierce and scary the ocean.

"Don't worry Bob. Everything will be okay, just stay anchored. I know you can get through this."

by toska_ May 7, 2014

Negative anchorage

The inability to move on to pastures new due to the investment (mental, physical and/or finanicial) in reaching one's currrent status

"I'd love to take up modelling but there's just so much time and effort been spent in reaching where I am today that I can't bring myself to give it all up'

'I know where you're coming from, it's a massive ask to shake off all this negative anchorage'

by Fettershome September 11, 2014

Set the anchor

Getting a hot girl pregnant, causing her to be stuck with you for at least 18 years.

I knew I couldn’t get with her twice so the first time I did I had to set the anchor

by KeelDaJewBoi June 7, 2018

Alcholzheimers

When you consume a large quantity of Alchohol and forget events during the time frame you were intoxicated, either intentionally or unintentionally. Usually this is followed by an apology to those offended.

"Dood, my ol lady told me you were hitting on her last night"
"Man, I sure don't remember anything like that, either that beotch is lyin like a rug or I might have some Alcholzheimers goin on.

by Mill-na July 23, 2009