asteroidnomical

when something is so astronomically unlikely you're more likely to be hit by an asteroid than have it happen

Me scoring with Brooklyn Decker? Asteroidnomical

by havocker May 4, 2010

Alterasta

Similar to Rastafari religion and culture but celebrated with alternative, electric, or rarely house music in place of reggae. General alterasta population still wear the red yellow green and praise Bob Marley.

p1: Were those potheads at the rave rastafarian?

p2: No, they were alterastarian.

by alterasta May 9, 2010

astranitus

The common disease of having physical and emotional attraction to assholes who constantly screw you over

marg: "why is she dating him!?"
tim: "she has astranitus"

by bad biaaa May 28, 2012

astra martin

Astra martin
The most beautiful person inside and out. If you dont know her you wont like her. But once you do get the know astra martin she is the most amazing down to earth caring person you will ever meet! She is very misunderstood. Shes been so hurt that she doest care who she hurts anymore. But if someone does get hurt in her path she doest mean it! And will feel bad about it!

Astra martin is the life and sole of the party.she will make the most out of every day and live life on the edge but to the max! If you ever befriend astra martin keep her close because she is 100% real!

Astra martin

by 123sm69 February 8, 2015

altera

A named passed down from many generations, he is usually very handsome and loves his family and a hard worker and provider

Altera is such a great Guy!

by bumfuzzled1 May 1, 2018

Astraldynamics

Legendary scammer of RopH

Astraldynamics: do you have a guild?
victim : no im new.
Astraldynamics: join our guild so many freebies 3esb 2 esb and free leeching. just go to our savepoint
Victim: wow that is a nice deal.
Astraldynamics: First trust test. I need to borrow your equipment.

by Renzangel June 10, 2019

astarah

term for mad overweight kids, who lacks biotin

bro, that weeb is such an astarah

by h8rnonsk8rboi August 25, 2019