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by aephiro October 29, 2023

autoironic asphyxiation

When you work yourself to the point of being out of breath and you need a cigarette to catch it.

I had a smoker after my run and almost died of autoironic asphyxiation.

by HopeInABrokenJar October 7, 2021

as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick

The way to describe a girl who has heavenly curves that are twice as thick as the normal girl and her intellect is too which can lead to misleading her into some pleasureful activities for both parties. (Arizona and some other states have thicker amounts of asphalt on their roads due to high temperatures.)

Darrin: The new girl at work is something else. She's round in all the right places! She's an all-a-round girl!
Bob: Oh, you mean Shandi? She sure gets my attention!
Darrin: Yep. Mang! I'd like to spend some time alone with her.
Andy: I've talked to her a few times. She's dumb. I think I could talk her into doing some things. Wonderful things!
Darrin: So, you're telling me she's as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick?
Andy: Being from Needles, I can firmly state that to be true!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

asphalt

Asphalt: European slang for black people.

Example:

Guy one: did you see that black guy over there?
Guy two: Yes, I have seen a lot of asphalts today.

by ed fagan January 20, 2008

Assphobia

Fear of not being an asshole

Kelric has assphobia

by Alyssalou February 1, 2020

Assphyxiation

When a fart is so powerful and noxious it chokes someone or a group of people to death.

Herman, open the windows! I don't want to die of assphyxiation!!!

by petuniafish September 10, 2011

Agephobia

A fear of anyone older and/or younger than you. This could also apply to people the same age as you. Some cases of agephobia are very mild, such as only feeling uncomfortable around people older/younger than you. More severe cases have more discomfort, fear, and unwillingness to do anything with people outside of your age group.

Person 1: Hey! There's a party this weekend at my house. You wanna come?
Person 2: who's going to be there?
Person 1:just you, me, a few other friends, and my older sister and some of her friends.
Person 2: I'd rather not, your sister gives me agephobia.

Person 1: ok. It's fine.

by REEEEEEEEEET August 25, 2020