AOL

What my family thinks is a piece of gold but a piece of shit cuz you can't go on Google or yahoo owned sites. I can't check my fucking email on it or look some thing up on yahoo and google. It's a narcicist brat

"Dad can you unlock yahoo.com so I can check my email"
"Dad I need to get to the login page unlocked." Dad! I can't get to my inbox!" "Da-" just go on later I am tired of you whining! Go use one of your own browsers. God dammit" "But they aren't working. You know it takes exetremes to get me to use damn AOL" ( my interpertition of earlier conversation)

by 11jr11 July 19, 2011

AOL

aka A-Slow-L: A pathetic excuse for an ISP, most commonly associated with high blood pressure, moodswings and broken fingers from punching computer screens. You can sign on and then walk around the block three times before the Home page loads. Impossible to remove from computer. When coupled with a high speed modem, causes exciting freeze-ups and browser crashes.

* sign on AOL *

3:00 Welcome

* screen turns white, hard drive runs and runs and runs *

3:09 You've Goodbye

by EmanNeercs August 17, 2012

AOL

AWWWWing out loud

'Tom proposed to Linda, on the Eiffel Tower AOL'

by Graceface February 9, 2013

aol

a company that provides internet access too people for $24.00 a mmonth.

im going to get the over priced internet service, aol.

by evil lil shit May 30, 2006

AOL

Ass outta luck

Daugther: Mama I'm hungry

Mom: Your AOL

by Bre_brigotyah March 14, 2019

aol

An Internet Service Provider that is great for children under 13, and people older than 50. For both demographics, this program works quite well as it has thorough parental controls, and is easy enough for the senile to use. For everyone else, it is a heinous waste of money.

I got AOL so that my kids don't look at porn.

by smrtgrl May 13, 2005

AOL

Aww Out Loud.

Used in cases of cuteness.

Anon: I saw Gina's new picture and her nose looked like a napkin!
Anon2: AOL!

by Rozzers October 9, 2007