Aluminium

A fictional metal invented by the British government to keep the rest of the world submissive.

Ted: I just made an aluminium hat! Trust me, I’m safe from the government

Tom: Did you say... aluminium?
Ted: Yeah, what’s the big deal?
Tom: Aluminium is how they control you. Use aluminum instead.

by Kaichael June 21, 2018

Blowjob Administration

The act of giving a blowjob.

Emma was skilled in the art of BLOWJOB ADMINISTRATION.

Joseph Met Nicola. A BLOWJOB was ADMINISTERED.

by Unknown December 10, 2003

Obama Administration

Beginning on January 20, 2009, the Obama Administration set out to help America recover from the devastation brought on by the Bush Adminstration. After 8 years of arrogance, corruption, deregulation, senseless wars, pro-rich tax laws, and destruction of economies world wide; we all needed a major change to restore hope!
Obama took swift action to prevent further damage and keep us from falling off a cliff. While it will take many years to fully recover from the Bush Depression, at least Obama has saved us from a total economic collapse and has us on the loooong road to recovery.

Bush43 is the disease and the Obama Administration is the cure!

by Charles_U_Farley October 10, 2010

Admin Hax

The second level of hacks whilst playing online games (usually tf2) that consists of an admin of a server abusing their authority to induce total lolism to the server.

Order of Hacks:
level 1: Noob or Nub hax Nub Hax
level 2: Admin hax
level 3: Hulio hax Hulio Hax

Example:

Lukasa has made Darkness a freeze bomb
(10 seconds later)
Darkness; ADMINHAX
Alex: WTF IM STUCK NEXT TO DARKNESS AND CANT MOVE
Whoever the hell else got stuck as well: Lukasa you dick
Lukasa: Oh I forgot you were frozen

by AlexOBV October 20, 2008

administrative leave

when you lose your job (are asked to leave) but still get paid, probably because the company might not be able to legally fire you

The guard who caused all the bad publicity for Airport X by temporary leaving his post has been placed on administrative leave while they investigate the situation.

by perhaps23 January 9, 2010

Aluminum

How the Americans say Aluminium.

Tom: Nice aluminum hat!
Jake: You mean aluminium?
Tom: No.

by jss-urban May 26, 2020

Admin THOT

The person who works in admin, and is one of the girls with long nails and a weave, has an attitude, wearing jeans when she should be in khakis. She arrives 1 minute early instead of half-hour and is not actually prepared to start working until an hour after the start of the day.

Once you tell her to do her job, she's calling out the next day.

She is nicer to the men than the women.

Tanya, the admin THOT, refused to give me the file that was sitting right on the top of her desk.

by officebitch July 19, 2021