cruising altitude

the phase of being high when you're just absolutely chillin'. you're just the right amount of high ;)

#guy 1: "dude, are you still super high and freaking out?"
#guy 2: "nah dude, i'm totally at cruising altitude right now"

by heyhobobbyjoe February 23, 2010

Tom Cruise

Fag scientologist, who jumps on couches, and can't make fun of his religion. he is a horrible actor and the only good movies he has been in is War of the Worlds and Mission Impossible 1, he needs to loosen up and understand that aliens are not controlling us...........god is

Tom Cruise is a homo

by 73849 April 30, 2006

tom cruise

A mediocre actor and all around whack job who enjoys cult activities, and most definitely loves the cock

*insert anything tom cruise has said in the past 9 months here*

by Odium43 May 28, 2006

tom cruised

the act of manipulation, religious force feeding, and or impregnated and left to be a single parent.

Hey Jennifer!
I heard Kevin Tom Cruised you real, real bad.
Oh well, go change my car oil you cunt

by Christian Hates People who read his name December 20, 2007

tom cruise

A threat to couches around America.

Tom Cruise has a happy smile.

by sukebe December 1, 2006

L Cruise

Smoking an "L" in a car.

We gotta get some gas and take another L cruise.

by SwS123 December 20, 2008

Tom Cruise

A person who is thought to be retarded.

Did u know Tom Cruise was "Special"?

by HansGioLoy21 October 3, 2010