dividing by zero

When even math shows you that not everything can be figured out with math. When you divide by zero, math kicks you in the shins and says "yeah, there's kind of an answer, but it ain't just some number."

It's when mathematicians become philosophers.

Math:
Let's say you have ZERO apples, and THREE people. How many apples does each person get? ZERO, cause there were no apples to begin with

Not-math because of dividing by zero:
Let's say there are THREE apples, and ZERO people. How many apples does each person get? Friggin... How the Fruitcock should I know! How can you figure out how many apples each person gets if there's no people to get them?!? You'd think it'd be infinity, but not really. It could almost be any number, cause you could be like "each person gets 400 apples" which would be true, because all the people did get 400 apples, because there were no people. So all the people also got 42 apples, and a million and 7 apples. But it's still wrong.

by Zacharrie February 15, 2010

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Zero

An anime character from Vampire Knight (first released in 2008) based off of the manga (first published in 2005).

Person #1: "Who is that?"
Person #2: "Zero Kiryu from Vampire Knight."

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Sub Zero

Is a Mortal Kombat ninja. His uniform is blue. Rival of Scorpion, this ninja uses the element of ice. He competed with Scorpion in MK1 for the cooler design... But they were nearly the same... Still, he's a classic, and what would Mortal Kombat be without him? He was re-invented in MK3 with a whole new look(without mask), which was also embellished in Deadly Alliance... A great character with some of the most memorable moves ever!

Sub Zero freezes Scorpion and he will break him.

by Samurai Katsu September 17, 2003

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