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Zane

A sexy mf with a mullet who does wrestling and is funny. He also has the dumbest fucking laugh ever but for some reason it just drawing you in bc he’s so mf cute it actually pisses you off. Like you wanna punch him in his stupid cute ducking face so bad that shits dumb
"I heard you liked Zane Vetter?”
Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch I don’t even wanna.”
by Tobalicious__ October 13, 2020
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Zane Awad

A little short black kid who thinks he is good at everything when he is not and every one hates him and everything about his life.
Zane Awad is a fucking losser who won't fuck off
by Thesavageofall October 20, 2019
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Zane

by zanehater7 April 16, 2024
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Zane

A massive wide receiver. Also has a head shaped like a fucking triangle

IQ of 7 at max.
by dadoomboi March 21, 2024
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Zane K.

Zane K. is a very strong BIG individual that swears he has a six pack, but when you pull up his shirt all you see is a six pack of rolls.
Oh my! Look its a Zane K. wow i can smell his breathe all the way here!!

Oh wow! Its a Zane K... I hope he doesnt crush me with his man boobs!
by Fat Tinder Girl November 22, 2021
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Zane

guy1: Look its that nerd Zane!
guy2: yea hes such a nerd
by Cha0ticB3an November 29, 2023
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Zane Downes

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Zane Downes,
A curious child, with a love for all things unknowns,
He discovered a game, an anime-themed one, called Blox Fruits,
And he was hooked, playing it every day, without any pursuits.

Zane spent hours, mastering each level and quest,
He was a pro, his skills second to none, he was truly blessed,
But as time passed, Zane's obsession with the game grew,
He was playing it all the time, and his grades started to skew.

One day, Zane stumbled upon another game,
One where gorillas touch each other, it seemed like such a shame,
He was curious and decided to give it a try,
But soon enough, he was addicted, and it was all he could buy.

Zane was playing both games, day and night,
He was neglecting his studies, his friends and his life,
He was consumed by his addiction, and he didn't know what to do,
He was lost in a virtual world, and his real life was feeling so blue.

But then one day, Zane met someone, who showed him the light,
She showed him the dangers of addiction, and how it could lead to a fright,
She helped him break free, and find joy in the real world,
And Zane was grateful, for a friend who had helped him unfurl.

So remember the story of Zane Downes, a boy who lost his way,
And the lessons he learned, on the dangers of addiction and what it can say,
For it's important to find balance, in the virtual and real worlds,
And to cherish the things that bring us joy, and the friends that we hold.
by vwnj rsdkjvnw May 29, 2023
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