zip-tie Republican

A steadfast believer in a political orientation that was hijacked by a former reality TV host.

Ray still believes the results of the 2020 election can somehow be reversed. Ray is a zip-tie Republican.

by PBSPinchback January 29, 2021

zip zip

short for "hey do you remember that time you and him fucked and you were too drunk to pull your jeans back so he had to help?"

"Zip zip"
Don't tell noone about that!

by silly sipper December 23, 2003

Zip-Loc

An ameteur rapper sometimes known on the streets as "Zitz in da House"

Yo, did you hear that new Zip-Loc track?

by K to the Ripp May 5, 2007

Zip-Snatch

A female who has a penis surgically implanted and her vagina (Snatch) removed

1)See Mr.Smith is a zip-snatch!

by Adam Bradler January 5, 2008

zip show

Zip show this is an instance where something is done incorrectly by someone and someone else gets the blame.

"the foundation is 2" out of square so the framers must have screwed up and framed the building wrong" what a zip show

by ekimyrrep December 2, 2009

Zip Tie (ing)

Using a zip tie, and tying a friends personal items to a hilarious object, and or item. Most appropriate with shoes, bags, etc.

Hey J! Why don't we zip tie D's backpack to the steering wheel of A's car?

Zip Tie (ing) is so fun, especially when it's in bathrooms.

by JUDDYJUDJUD February 22, 2012

zip-mining

The process of stopping while fast-forwarding your DVR through a commercial break in order to to check out a movie trailer or flash of flesh that caught your eye.

Dude 1: Have you seen the new Captain America trailer?

Dude 2: Yeah. I was zip-mining through the commericals on the Daily Show when it flashed by. Backed up and watched the whole thing. Awesome!

by Bigger Griff October 31, 2013