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A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011
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Wichita Wet One

The act of forcing your cock into a chicks mouth and pissing in it while taking a shit. While your pissing in her mouth, another person pisses on her back.
We totally gave easy t a wichita wet one that one night. She was soaked, but shes a whore so she loved it.
by Jonny Bones March 19, 2008
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Winche'll

A man over 40, usually head shaven to hide balding hair patterns, who cruises college bars and attempts to sleep with girls half his age. The Winche'll usually parties too hard for his own good, contributing to his 'donut' like figure, hence the Winche'll (donut).
Check out that Winche'll over there, that girl could be his daughter!
by psodomy December 12, 2010
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Whore-wich

Origniated from two brothas. Chris and Justin. straight out of Dub P.
Justin:" Damn nigga look at dem shawtys"
Chris:" I know nigga. Daz a ma fuckin whore-wich."
by Sweat February 20, 2005
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wich

Sup wich you, fo shizzle
by greeny October 26, 2003
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WinchateMalone

somthing you say when you wana tell someone there a stupid gay ass piece of shit.
"Shut the fuck up winchatemalone
by crazyronquillo March 2, 2005
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wiiwhacker

Someone that inadvertantly hits another person while playing wii.
Chris is such a wiiwhacker, he is always hitting me in the arm when he plays wii tennis!
by Columbia DE peeps July 10, 2009
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