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Don’t judge people for what they read unless it’s incest or one of the basic Y/N ones
Person 1 - Do you have Wattpad
Person 2 - Yes
Person 1 - What’s your favourite type?
Person 2 - Angst
Person 1 - Oh, mines shrek x readers
Person 2 - *internally cries*
by xexyquinn July 12, 2021
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gleechie watur

Molly Percocet's and xanax mixed with water
He drank sum of that gleechie and it had him dancin in his front lawn till sunrise.
Noah drank sum gleechie n got lost.

WASABI WASABI WASABI WASABI WASABI!!!!!!!
He added some meth to his gleechie watur and started tweakin.
by DueceMane September 18, 2017
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I want to buy a BMW, but its watum!
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A simple creature that is often over 6 feet tall, who snorts noodles and uses all means available to be as annoying as possible. You can find a watumbe in the northeastern United States, though they do migrate from time to time to warmer climates.
"Dude, What the hell is that thing, it won't stop following us!"

"Chill dude, It's a Watumbe, it's just looking for cheap porn"
by John Doe 284738905734 April 15, 2008
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Wattpad

A website/app where hormonal 14-year-old girls simp over their favourite celebrities and/or favourite anime characters and make their obsession worse.

They also write their own cringe-worthy and unreadable fanfictions which have some content that isn't even suitable for their own age.

They all claim that they're bisexual and are the type of people who will criticize your every move of you say anything negative about their idol.
Julia: "Hey, Betty! Have you seen that new Junkook fanfiction on Wattpad?"

Betty: "No, Julia, I didn't. You shouldn't too. You need to stop this Wattpad addiction and accept that you're never going to date your favourite celebrity, because he is double your age. Your family and I are worried sick. Get out of your room and get some goddamn sunshine for once."
by SleekRainbow July 4, 2020
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watp

Will And The People - UK pop/regae band signed to Sony BMG
by udukfan April 8, 2009
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Wattpad

A place where everyone publicly roleplays random things and privately roleplays any type of sex the other role-playing person will agree to.
"I'm going to go check wattpad!"
20min later__________________________
*jacked off so hard to stupidity that he passed out*
by Randomurbandefiner February 28, 2017
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