wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time

look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted

by morting September 5, 2025

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Atter ‘while

Sic (after awhile) In southern appalachia, it can mean anywhere between two hours and two days.

(It’s 7:00pm, spoken over the phone) “Tell her to shut the hell up, I’ll be there atter ‘while!”. Shows up at 10 or 11 the next day, either hungover or comin’ down (maybe with a boner).

by John Damn Hall December 14, 2022

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Skibidi tiktok rizz party lvl 10 gyattt in ohio mogging kai cenat while edging to grimace shake and fanum taxing the gooner and rizzing lyvv dune baby gronk is a sigma

No need to explain.

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by wqefwaef May 21, 2024

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Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

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