Redneck Pressure Washer

When you leave skid marks in the Toilet and you wash them off with your Piss.

I cleaned the Toilet mess with the Redneck Pressure Washer

by Pressurepiss11 May 10, 2025

pussy washer

a bidet !

pussy washer was heard stated by a "mentally challenged" individual at a construction site

in france, provision is made for cleansing body parts (buttle) via bidet, or pussy washer !
in 'merca, WE wouldn't be caught DEAD 'cleaning up' on a pussy washer !
lesser "deforestation" using a pussy washer, than MILES of "bowel towel" !!

by michael foolsley April 29, 2021

Rusty Washer

The act of pressing your lips up to a light brown anus. Then sucking a warm enima from your partners anus.

My wife was having trouble with her enima water defecation. So I gave her a rusty washer to get it all out. Yummy!

by Fattymicgee December 7, 2023

Ball Washer

Someone who joins them because he cant beat them

Ball Washer -REV EM UP IS A MAJOR
"Ball Washer"

by F-BROS October 16, 2008

Ball Washer

Vagina's that are so large you could probably fit your dick and balls in.

My dick went in, then my balls were soon to follow. That pussy was certainly a ball washer.

by R. Pendulous November 13, 2021

jean washer

1. One who unknowingly washes jeans far too frequently than what is considered socially acceptable.

2. Idiot

(1) You don't know why you're washing those things, (2) You fucking jean washer you,

by Jeanwasher February 24, 2017

water washer

The auto-complete version of Water Waster. I'm not joking. This definition was created by Auto complete.

Guy 1: Hey, who's someone who wastes Water?
Guy 2: Water washer!
Guy 1: bruh stop speaking auto complete

by Nekromancers March 1, 2020