Wande

A specimen. A man who looks like a woman, but acts like a complete caveman. In other words, the human form of BigFoot.

Student A: "Yo my bus driver a Wande for real dawg"
Student B: "Nah no way, you got done dirty for real, praying for you!"

by TheRealLanceGibson April 06, 2022

sassy wand pose

The way a witch/wizard holds their wand in an odd way. This is normally by Draco, but Snape has his moments.

There goes Draco doing the sassy wand pose again.

by Drapple Malfoy April 06, 2016

Ghouly Wand

When you stick your finger in your butthole and fish hook someone.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who give wet willies , and those who give ghouly wands.

by captmurk March 16, 2018

Muggle Wand

(Noun) : Simply a gun, defined using Harry Potter terminology.

"its all fun and games until the emo kid pulls out a muggle wand at Quidditch practice."

by Yeeteus_Maxima June 05, 2024

Wand

A variant of dick

I wanna play with your wand

by January 20, 2021

Wand

Something Harry potter got when he became a wizard.
A thin, often wooden, minature staff, often used to point at people with a follow up of a spell. See: Spell, Harry Potter, Magic

Hagrid: "You're gonna go to Hogwarts, you're gonna do spells, you get a wand, you get a fucking owl, It'll deliver your mail. DEAL WITH IT ya TWAT!"

Harry: "I'M GONNA FUCKEN PUT MAH DICK IN THE OWL!"

Hagrid: "I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move."

by Sir Shamu February 12, 2025

Wand

A wand is a term for a dab-pen

“Bro, pass me the wand!”
“Ight bro i gotchu”

by BornLegendary46 July 21, 2019