velch

To vomit while attempting to belch and then, due to laughter, expel the vomit through the nasal passage causing an intense burning sensation. Synonym: blurp.

Come on Claire. Just because Jim's brother velched during his best man speech doesn't mean the whole wedding was ruined.

by Jest Magazine March 20, 2005

Vultch

The act of violent or angry dry humping. Often with a younger or even underage partner.

Mike: ¨so do you think I should vultch with this 16 year old, or just get high?

by the skeezer May 12, 2010

Vulcan heil

To make the Nazi "heil" while one's fingers on the heiling hand form the Vulcan "live long and prosper" sign from Star Trek.

Vulcan heil, Vulcan heil.

by Pace June 2, 2004

vulcher shit

adjective: vulcher shit is used to describe the most extreme level of stinch; it is only to be used when no other word describes the level of stinch of which you are experiencing, it catagorizes the nastiest stinch you could ever imagine. FYI: vulchers eat dead rotting carcus therefore their shit would have to be the most pungent of odors

What's that smell? I have no clue, but it smells like VULCHER SHIT!!

by The Hurst June 11, 2006

vultch

verb, short for 'to vulture'. when a guy scopes out the drunk girls left at the end of a party, and corners them.

'look at tyrone, he totaly vultching on that blond'
'yeah he gonna get lucky tonite!'

by x-qwiz February 10, 2006

Vulcan android

Someone who takes things too literally, over-thinks everything, and dismisses anything that lacks a clear cut purpose as irrelevant.

Abbey: My god! This is just so awesome isn't it?

Lauren: ...Compared to what?

Abbey: Haha! You're such a Vulcan android.

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

Vultch

verb. To sit idle

I'm just going to vultch here on the sofa until you get back with the beer.

by Wierdly Strange August 20, 2011