To vomit while attempting to belch and then, due to laughter, expel the vomit through the nasal passage causing an intense burning sensation. Synonym: blurp.
Come on Claire. Just because Jim's brother velched during his best man speech doesn't mean the whole wedding was ruined.
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To make the Nazi "heil" while one's fingers on the heiling hand form the Vulcan "live long and prosper" sign from Star Trek.
by Pace June 2, 2004
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by The Hurst June 11, 2006
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by x-qwiz February 10, 2006
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Abbey: My god! This is just so awesome isn't it?
Lauren: ...Compared to what?
Abbey: Haha! You're such a Vulcan android.
Lauren: ...Compared to what?
Abbey: Haha! You're such a Vulcan android.
by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
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