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ultimate frag

an extension of tea-bagging but into 1st person shooters. Best achieved in multi-player mode whereby you gun your opponent down stand over his corpse and quickly press the crouch button. As if the kill isnt bad enough, dipping your balls in your foe's dead mouth just takes the piss.
hahaha dude, you died...now you must suffer the ultimate frag
by jasoooon August 4, 2006
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Ultimate

In the Danganronpa Series an Ultimate Talent Is a skill or personality trait that that person is known for.
by CircusBaby242487 October 12, 2022
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Ultimate Blow Job

When your Girlfriend is GGG Bi- is willing to partake in 2-way blow job w/ another girl.. Enducing a Deluxe blow job .\Or more particapating women.
bill: Where'd you and your girlfriend go last night?
stan: She took me to dinner, then she took me to a Rainbow Party . joe, I got the Ultimate Blow Job!
by HRM SMK April 20, 2008
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Ultimate Twister

A version of twister, invented by yaoi fangirls, designed to fulfill their perverse sexual tastes with any unfortunate males nearby.

It plays like usual twister at first, except people call out places to put hands and feet instead of the roulette. But then all of the girls playing will mysteriously lose very early on and very easily, leaving only the guys playing. Yaoi Fangirls will then swarm the playing field, calling out colors, hands or feet, and specific circles, and soon the poor men will find themselves in mimic sexual positions with each other on the mat, with the Fangirls drooling and cackling in perverted bliss. Finally, this hell is complete when they start taking pictures.

Straight and gay men alike, beware.
Lucy: "Omigod! Look at these pictures of Ari and Amos playing Ultimate Twister! It looks like they're scissoring!

Emily: "Omigod! They're totally having sex! OMIGOD! I need to start shipping and writting fanfic for them!"

Ben: Damn Ari, I didn't know you swung that way."

Ari: "I hate everyone."
by moviepyro512 August 16, 2009
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ultimate douchebaggery

adj: when someone does something so out of line and so offensive, it surpasses the definition of plain ol' douchebaggery.

see also: Kanye West, douche bag, douchebaggery, asshole, VMAS 2009, Kanye'd
Amy: holy shit, did that really just happen??!! again?!

Ashley: WTF!

Kanye West performed act of ultimate douchebaggery by stealing Taylor Swift's golden moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. What a douche!
by ae123456 September 14, 2009
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Ultimate Balloon Deflation

When a male shaves his pubic area, and believes that cold water will help prevent razor burn. He then turns his shower on and sets it to as cold as it can get and holds the shower head at the most 3 inches from his penis and testicles for at least 10 seconds. Once the cold water is shot on his penis and testicles he watches his privates contract to his body for warmth. Eventually, the contracting leads to an ultimate pain, where the male's testicles feel like they are going to explode.
"Yo so I was chilling out by myself and I thought i would clean up downstairs. I tried to water my cactus patch, to prevent the burn but the only thing i got out of it was ULTIMATE BALLOON DEFLATION. Ouch."
by Woofles January 15, 2006
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ultimate power

The one who is given control and a clear authority on Earth over everyone
The ultimate power was overcome by peaceful resolution
by Aseem Ashraf December 27, 2016
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