noun.) the portion of twitter where most African Americans and minorities are focused in. The social area of the black community. There is considered to be two sides of "dark" twitter because of all the jokes, profanity, and nudes that are on one spectrum, and the activism, and intellect on the other.
Simply type in "#blacktwitter" into the twitter search bar and find everything related to black twitter.
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v. - to waste your, my, and everyone else's time with dumbass updates that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.
v. - to waste your, my, and everyone else's time with dumbass updates that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.
"hey guys, i'm brushing my teeth and i didn't even have to boot up my computer to tell you! fuck yeah!"
"i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}"
"...is eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!"
"...is on twitter...and i don't know what to say. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER!"
"i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}"
"...is eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!"
"...is on twitter...and i don't know what to say. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER!"
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A place where twats with delusions of grandeur can write about anything mundane and trivial in their lives, all the while believing that the whole world wants to know.
Jim has no friends and no life but he regularly posts on Twitter about pretty much nothing for the whole world to read. Twitter has given Jim an entourage of random strangers and makes him feel like a rock star.
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A friend that will check anything you ask promptly from a mobile device.
A friend that will check anything you ask promptly from a mobile device.
Hey Twitter Boy, can you get me the score from the football, send three emails and get Danny on youtube?
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a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.
b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or
c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.
a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.
b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or
c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.
Angie is SUCH a twatterdnipplewaffle, she insists on re-tweeting everything I post on facebook with the words "lolz" next to it.
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Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.
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Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.
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