'terd

Slang for buttered; a means of serving cafenated beverages with a buttered glass. This quaint method of drink decanting originates from the outlying areas of Northern Ireland, where it remains popular to this day. The glass is lightly coated with a thin layer of butter before the beverage is added, this gives the drink a fuller flavour and a slightly oily film on the surface of the liquid.

Barkeep, a coke 'terd my good man.

by John Devlin February 3, 2008

Anus terd

The way shitkicking retards would spell "Anus Turd"

Two other definitions of "Anus Terd" were posted by shitkicking retards

by The Big G July 26, 2004

terd face

the person next to me

she is such a terd face

by aaron October 23, 2003

treadway

A noun of German origin. 1. A person incapable of dealing with technology; one whose presence causes a breakdown in all nearby electrical appliances. 2. A person unable to maintain a schedule; also marked by excessive lateness and/or absenteeism. 2b. Someone possessing a pathological devotion for engaging in tangents and asides. 3. Someone who believes that the world and its constituent parts can be properly represented by an array of identical circles.

That treadway is a walking computer virus; don't let him into the computer labs.

by anon March 28, 2005

tierd

what retarded 14 year old kids write to say they're "tired" in an attempt to look "cool" or "1337", but they end up looking like a dyslexic piece of poser shit.

myspace update:W0W 1M $0 tierd!!!111ONEONE!1
me and anyone else with a decent understanding of grammar or with a brain:just stop it PLEASE.lrn2spellcheck.

by budda121 May 27, 2009

Terdel Dove

An attractive female who often sneaks farts that mimick the calls of a Turtle Dove.

Setting: A boy and a girl on a date in a field
Activity: Birdwatching

Dialogue: Boy- "Did you hear that beautiful bird call?"
Girl- "Oh sorry, that was just my bottom."
Boy- "You bitch ass Terdel Dove."

by Chrob April 7, 2007

Terdzilla

A very very big piece of shit. Even some Japenese people might mix it up with Godzilla since it is so big and ugly. But in reality its just a gigantous piece of shit.

Hey come and check out terdzilla in the bathroom in the A hall!!!

by Magnus Ver Magnison August 8, 2007