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Trauma Trimming

Noun:
The impulsive act of cutting one’s own hair, typically triggered by emotional distress or psychological turmoil, often resulting in undesirable, uneven, or irreparable outcomes. Trauma trimming is characterized by its reactive nature, where the individual seeks immediate relief or control through hair alteration, but ultimately experiences regret or dissatisfaction with the results.
In the throes of heartbreak, Mia succumbed to trauma trimming, hacking away at her once-lustrous hair until she was left with a jagged, unrecognizable mess that no stylist could salvage
by Evanjc84 April 17, 2025
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Trauma Addict Zombies

Counterfeit humans, attached to traumatic institutions of culture, and hierarchy, who are beholden to upholding the lies and the crimes, that those traumatic institutions were historically founded upon, because those institutions are the trauma addicts' only source of social and existential value.
The trauma addict zombies of the prestigious university - who went in disguise as normal students and staff - conspired against the minority target for the entire , four year length of her academic career - because they meant to uphold the racial hierarchy of undeserved white privilege, which is the toxic tradition of the nation, and thus, gain the material rewards of professional advancement for themselves. Immunebliss
by ancestaera August 27, 2020
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Pen Trauma

You can't write as you're having a trauma with your pen and there's no other pens close by or you can't get out of a meeting to get a new pen.
When your Bic crumbles in you hand in an exam or in an important meeting you experience Pen Trauma.
by 367squadron June 24, 2011
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Banana Trauma

When you’re about to shove it in but miss and hit the cheek instead.
FUCK! I JUST GOT BANANA TRAUMA!
by The Globbyglogabgalab June 6, 2018
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Baby Blanket Trauma

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.
Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma
by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 2, 2023
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trauma-sploitation

Trauma that is exploited, leveraged, weaponised for misappropriated power : further, for anti social / strategically social division and instead of collaborative growth
The minority group comprised of individuals experiencing an entitled Victim mindset who utilised trauma-sploitation of their circumstances to divisively to pull humanity and opportunities for growth apart instead of together
by ElleJudd September 14, 2023
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