Psychological traffic

Being stuck in pockets of slow moving traffic for no apparent reason.
I thought there was an accident on the road but there was nothing going on - so it must have been psychological traffic.
by dp.paz June 17, 2017
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Traffic sushi

Grocery store sushi that you buy and eat in your car when you are stuck in traffic on your way home.
I spilled soy sauce in my car because I had traffic sushi the other day.
by Rubadook January 28, 2020
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freak traffic

Unexpected traffic on a usually free-flowing street/avenue/freeway. May be caused by accident or construction work.
"I was going to be early for work but some freak traffic made me 2.5 min late!"
by Luis Levy May 20, 2008
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Traffic King

An individual who has gone beyond the call of duty in the world of cannabis smuggling. One who is solid in all aspects, and has moved at least 100 kilos throughout their career. A real runner who never sweats. Lastly the person must be certified by the state of Ohio as a felony trafficker.
Between all the Michigan and Cali trips Kevin's kept Columbus supplied for years, the state should give the Traffic King those 4 bricks back when it's finally legal.
by Sir droski420 September 08, 2018
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crosstown traffic

Crosstown traffic is a unique and pleasurable sexual act involving two partners of either gender. It is performed by evenly aligning both partners' anuses and having one partner crap inside of his/her partner's anus. The recieving end of the act has been described as pleasant, yet messy.
Alfonso: "Did you guys have sex?

Maurice: "No, but we did crosstown traffic."

Alfonso: "Awesome!"
by Dangerous Larry December 05, 2007
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traffic troll

Also known as a flagperson, one who wears brightly coloured work clothes and directs traffic. Usually carries a handheld traffic control sign with "stop" and "slow" written on either side. Most often seen around construction zones to ensure vehicle and pedestrian traffic flows safely past the work area.
"Hey, that traffic troll let everyone else through but made me stop!";
"We can't get down that road, traffic trolls are blocking it while they fill some potholes."
by Scarecrow7 January 05, 2008
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Traffic coning

When people are holding up where your trying to go or what your trying to do such as in traffic, blunt rotation, or taking too long to get ready
Guy 1: yo where you at therea mad girls here
Guy 2: im on the parkway tryin to get over there but niggas is traffic coning hard
by mrpiffington7 October 03, 2015
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