coaster toaster

Term for a cd burner, because it burns (toasts) cd's, which can be coasters.

I got a new coaster toaster, it's really goddamn fast.

by Nice Guy Neil July 2, 2003

asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea

Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.

by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011

never put a sock in a toaster

If you put a sock in a toaster, you're dogs tail will catch on fire as it Craps all over your carpet

Must never put a sock in a toaster.

by TheOnlyBrofessor May 6, 2016

TOaster

A regular on the GameFAQs board Toaster Oven(board 909090909). It wasmade by just capitalizing the O in 'Toaster' to put the board's initials in there as a symbol. The board's AIM chat is named, accordingly, 'TOasters.'

Don't mess with him, he's a TOaster.

by Are You Listening June 20, 2004

toaster leavin's

The scraps. As in: the leftover crumbs in the bottom of the toaster. may be applied to many physical properties... any poor remainder.

Billy was determined to get some bread, but all that was left was the toaster leavin's.

by Bennagels April 23, 2008

toasted

Being totally fucked from shmoking the weed.

Dude I've drilled like 10 hotties and I'm totally toasted.

I'm so toasted man that I'm sitting on the couch, wrapped in a blanket and dreamin about a glass of water.

by Darbs May 31, 2005

Torstein

Ginger guy. Real top notch person, loves farms. And definitely from Norway. He loves to watch memes late at night.

Man: Where is Torstein?
Man#2: Watching memes.
Man: Ok.

by GopleBople October 24, 2019